January 2012
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Playing league with a drunk person
God just because its New Year on the East coast people are playing while they are drunk LOL.
Things the Ahri would do/say
“Whoa man im not feeding. she’s just that good” at Level 2 vs Level 13 Caitlyn
0/13/1 by the 15 min mark
At the 17 minute mark, “TIME TO GO BARREN WOOT!”
goes solo baron and keeps on dying.
“could you guys stop killing me while i go...
December 2011
As soon as the clock strikes midnight
pip-pip-cheerio:
“THIS IS OUR YEAR” -High school seniors
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If track has taught me anything,
lovelynn:
lovelynn:
it’s to never look back.
Oh you know. Just beastin’ it out on this black chick.
i miss the rush this gave me.
LOL DAT FACE HAHA
tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
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I’m getting a new iphone in like 3 days so I figured I might as well shop for the case now but…
jesus christ either the cases are hella retarded cuz its hyped, over-priced, or ~~**b3D@zZlEd**~~ and shiet.
lol what to do…
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sutorideru-kun:
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it.
I’m desu and I know it.
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Late night rambles
A few weeks back, my parents got into a huge fight and pulled “the divorce card.” I mean sure, it was in the moment thing where they were both angry at each other and said that they would get a divorce. In the end that did not really happen (thank god), but I am beginning to wonder what the true necessities of a marriage are even though I may be still too young and 10 years perhaps...
WatchGOD I LOVE MOSBY AND LONDON LOL.
WatchKEVIN MUTHAFUCKIN DURANT
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me: how was your day baby!?
bitch LOLLLL! THE BESTTT DAYY EVERR!
BUT IT WOULD BE ONLY IF I CAN SEE YOU !
me: DAWWWWWW
I would love to see my face too!
Oh wait. I can.
lemme go to the bathroom really quick to see ma face k?
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So what about those Warriors win against the Chicago Bulls?
AWWW YEAHHH. And who lost against the Bulls two days ago? DA LAKERS
HA, TAKE THAT GIRLFRIEND.
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Just find out my girlfriend is a Lakers fan...
GOD THIS IS WORSE THAN TELLING ME SHE’S PREGNANT OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK. GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ALL THE FREAKING WAY.
THIS JUST CAN’T BE. IT’S LIKE MIXING OIL AND WATER. WHICH DONT MIX.
IM SO DONE.
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Listen
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Christmas Eve in the Oh FamBam
Dad: ”hey i got a text message from my friend OFAJSDFLHASDFAKLSDFOLY HOLY SWEET JESUS IT SINGS WHAT IN THE WORLD ASDKFALSD;FL!!!!!!1111111111111111 I MUST SEND IT TO ALL THE OTHERS TO SHOW THEM THIS DELIGHTFUL JOY!!!!!”
Now all I hear downstairs is Mariah Carey SINGING THE SAME BRIDGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. MY GOD. WHERE IS THE FULL SONG I MUST...
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Promises.
What is a promise to be exact? I see it as an agreement between two people. No, actually even more than that. It is a vow that two people make on their honor and pride that they will do something that they swore to do. It is a vow that two people can set expectations for one another and trust that they will be met. Sure I make it sound quite sacred, but promises truly are something of value.
...
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My grammar is slowly deteriorating. What is going on with me.
A sophomore corrected my grammar omg.
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I might just get 4 B’s this semester.
Well that’s awfully depressing.
LOL.
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dad: hey dont forget to take out the trash
me: okay then could you tell me again later so I dont forget
dad: k remind me to tell you again later so you don't forget
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
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A simple “Thank you” would have been nice. But I guess not.
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kunal-patel asked: Eric, what time is the Kiwanis thing tomorrow? and should we dress nicely?
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Quickly alt+tab out of League
Dad: what was that you were watcing son...?
Me: it was nothing really.
Dad: It's okay. I know you're old enough to watch porn so don't be embarrassed.
Me: it wasn't porn...
Dad: oh i wanted to watch it with you though. loljk.
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Let a friend borrow $200… and now I don’t have any money to buy christmas presents for friends…
SO SADS 8(
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MAT ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy shit ahri is so fucking op
she’s a ranged, mage, assasin like kassadin but with hella more range and does hella more damage.
i’m mad bro. i’m mad
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goddamn it riot games!
why the heck would you increase the riftwalk cooldown from 6/5/4 to 7/6/5 seconds. Makes tower diving that much harder
-___-
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Writing a birthday card for my dad
“Oh and lastly, I thank you so much for impregnating my mother with your sperm 17 years ago and giving life to the most amazing person alive. Well after you of course.”
EDM with vocals = Best kind of EDM
